randomosity

Crazy links to crazy sites and other craziness.

Who knows why that's there... it's just RAD!

Proverb of the day/ week/ monthyear:
pop(music) is for people who don't like good music- David

Oy with the poodles already!

I may rise, but I refuse to shine!

Normal people resolve problems with cookies, cakes and pies. Us screwed up people resolve problems with petty violence that leads to war killing millions of people. normal people are FAT! -titus, titus

"You can't say 'everybody's got a waterbuffalo!' Everyone does NOT have a waterbuffallo! We're going to get nasty letters saying, "Where's MY waterbuffallo? Why don't I have a waterbuffallo?" Are you prepared to deal with that? I didn't think so!" just stop being so SILLY! --Archibald Asparagus

just as no rose is complete without thorns, no television show is complete without the following commercial-Alfred hitchcock

ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.

DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES

Never Underestimate The Power Of Stupid People In Large Groups

If there is a tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

HONK IF YOU LOVE HANSON! then drive into a tree

HONK IF YOU LOVE N'SYNC! then drive off a cliff

HONK if you love peace and quiet

this may be a STUPID STICKER but you're squinting to read it.

Things that make you wonder

Only in America do we have drive up ATM's with Braille on them.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

George Washington's brother was the uncle of our country

Buy one for the price of two and get another one free!

A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defence.

Did you know that dolphins are so intelligent that within only a few weeks of captivity, they can train Americans to stand at the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.

Some people have a way with words, others not have way.

All generalizations are dangerous, even this one.

Crazy people who are productive are geniuses. Crazy people who are rich are eccentric. But crazy people who are neither productive nor rich are just crazy.

If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing in the store is free yet?

I've worn contact lenses so long I can put them in with my eyes closed.

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

If a pig loses its voice is it disgruntled?

The "Psychic Friends Network" went out of business... didn't they see it coming?

Constant change is here to stay

That place is so crowded, nobody goes there anymore.

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a seat has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.

The Romans didn't find algebra very challenging, because X was always 10.

If a cat has nine lives does that mean the ones that get run over were already on their ninth life?

Time is money, money is the root of all evil, and knowledge is power. Therefore, procrastination is the key to world peace.

Why aren't there any nuts or grapes in grape nuts?

Did you ever notice that in commercials advertising psychics, they're always going on and on about what the caller already knows? What good is that to anyone?

Idiots of a feather, flock together.

Where do kings keep their armies? In their sleevies!

A monk was traveling and came to a fork in the road. He stopped, looked at it and decided to leave it there for someone else to ponder, someone who may need it, for his own spoon was quite sufficient.

how do they get the DON'T STEP ON THE GRASS signs in the middle of the grass?

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

There was nothing Great about the Depression